Hilarious Dad Jokes About Work That We Can All Relate To

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Work might be stressful, but these funny dad jokes about work will make your Monday a little brighter!

  • Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? Because he wanted to climb the corporate ladder.
  • I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a few days off.
  • My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
  • Why don’t secrets stay safe at work? Because the office walls have ears.
  • Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
  • How do construction workers party? They raise the roof!
  • My workplace is like a tree—lots of shady people.
  • Why don’t bakers ever get promoted? Because they just loaf around.
  • What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream it!